It was midnight, dark, stepping out of the theatre as a wannabe ghostface fanatic jumped at me. “What’s your favourite scary movie?” He asked.
I laughed. “Your mom.”
He growled, lunging at me. His plastic knife hit my neck, the cheap Halloween costume less effective than he hoped. The position left him open for me to twist his arm and spin him around to pin it behind his back. I kicked the back of his knees, toppling him to the floor in front of the theatre doors. “what’s your favourite scary move” I ask. He sobs. I win. Everyone clapped. My boyfriend kisses me and the theatre employees are crying.
Former Gravity Falls Director Joe Pitt posted a bunch of Behind the Scenes photos and videos from the Gravity Falls offices during season 1 on Instagram! Given how many he posted, I’ve archived them all over on Imgur. So, if you wanna take a look at what the people behind our favourite show were doing while making it, link’s below!
An Organized List of Podcasts, based on the voice of the narrator
Also with one word to describe the voice, and the podcast itself. just in case you want something with specific vibes
American
Welcome to Night Vale (iconic, classic)
Camp Here & There (whimsical, intriguing, contains british jumpscare later on)
Janus Descending (appealing, dramatic)
Francis Forever (gravelly, mysterious)
The Way We Haunt Now (light, interesting)
Jack of All Trades (easy-going, quippy)
Illuminati Interns (overlapping, hilarious)
Death by Dying (energetic, high-quality)
Life with Leo(h) (heartwarming, kind also MAKES ME SO HAPPY I GOTTA TURN IT OFF EVERY 5 MINUTES)
The Night Post (conversational, southern guy, neat)
Canadian
Hello from the Hallowoods (disembodied, descriptive)
Malevolent (dark, captivating, the one guy does every voice)
British
The Magnus Archives (brooding/droning, chilling)
The 12:37 (silvery, interesting)
Spirit Box Radio (whimsical, if i say interesting it means ive only listened to the trailer)
Lost Terminal (neat, also interesting)
I am in Eskew (precise, cool, forgot i listened to the pilot of this)
Irish
Neighbourly (winding, captivating)
The Switchboard (gruff, mid/lacks content warnings/inconsistent but the voice is fun)
Australian
The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality (clean, quality)
German
Aurora Everlasting (quick, passionate)
Exaggerated/Put-on
The Swashbuckling Ladies Debate Society (ambitious french, lesbian sword wives)
if you have any more feel free to lmk or add them onto here (EDIT CHECK THE RB TAGS people have good recs and descriptions) since it seems to be a pretty top-heavy list haha but yeah i hope this is cool
Statement of y/n regarding being sold to the music group one direction, original statement given on wattpad, audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institution, London. Statement begins: I woke up and pulled my messy brown hair into a loose bun-
Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.
Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.
Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.
Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.
Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.
No, it’s platonic. If it’s romantic, you gotta’ have a rose between your teeth and one titty out.
